assignment assignment...

as the title above suggested, yeah this post is about assignment or the motivation to do it. or lack thereof. oh whatever.. hmm.. ok, i was supposed to complete my third assignment of the semester which is due on this Friday, but i cant seem to find the drive to make me continue doing it. so let me entertain myself here, and you people who happen to trip down into this page about assignment and why (oh whyyyyy...) in the world do we have to do it anyway.
ok first of all, it is the unit requirement of our course, or in layman's term, if you don't do it,you don't graduate and you can kiss goodbye to your valuable golden youth time wasted and your parents (or in my case, parents', government's and tax-payers') money also wasted on your ungrateful arses to ensure your place in whatever institution you're in now. oh and also you can kiss goodbye to your girlfriend (applicable to dudes only) too.. since women now are more interested in your brain and work position AND money (yup, i admit it dude, we women ARE materialistic) only. it doesn't mean that i'm looking down on my own kind but yeah we are materialistic because we are realistic. hey come on, admit it, you dudes too need money to live right? don't fool yourself. i know you think so too. so better do your assignment, get good grades, graduate, work and grab the girl of your dream. =)
the second reason for doing assignment would be its for your own good. i know i know, i sound like your mother on the phone when you call her and complain about your workload, ridiculous assessments (as we call it here in uni) and pressure and how much you wish that whomever invented assessments in the first place would rot in hell. but hey, come on, if you do not put into practice what you have learned then why learn in the first place right and besides, you'll understand your stuff better if you put the into use rather than mere reading and memorizing. i supposed now i sound more like your granny that your mom right? me think so too. ^^ but really, isn't it funny? you have been studying half your age and you don't have a clue on how to apply what you have learnt. what a waste, buddy!
the third one would be... hmmm lets see... oh yeah! would you rather dry clean your brain during long hours of examinations or spent few sleepless night doing assignments? duh~ you think i believe that you did your assignments wayyyy before your dateline? give me a break! from my research and observation (yeah i did do it, though its inofficially done, hehehehehehe) this past 3 years, 90% of uni students only do their assignment a few days before the due date with 50% of them do their researches as soon as they were given briefing bout the assignment and 40% more would be doing them prior to the due date. haha you can't fool me jerks! because i'm in the super-cool 90% group but which end will remain a secret. ahahahahahahaha...
so now there you have it, three major reason why we unfortunate uni students had to do our assignments. some might ask, 'hey moron, only three reasons? i can come up with thousand of reason why i SHOULDN'T be doing assignment.' so here the answer, keep on giving reasons for we human are very famous for our excuses. God give us the most valuable possession man could ever had, a BRAIN. so don't let is go to waste by not filling it with knowledge because then, you might as well E-Bay them to people in need then leave them collecting dust in your skull.

p/s: Gina always wonder why people call her cold-hearted. is it wrong to have your own principle?